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How many Calvinists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. God has predestined when the lights will be on.
How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
10, as they need to hold a debate into whether or not the lightbulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the lightbulb they may not go ahead and change it for fear of alienating those who use fluorescent tubes.
How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
One, since his/her hands are in the air anyway
How many Anglo-Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They always use candles instead.
How many evangelicals does it take to change a light bulb?
Evangelicals do not change light bulbs. They simply read out the instructions and hope the light bulb will decide to change itself.
How many Brethren does it take to change a light bulb?
Change?????
How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?
10, one to change it and 9 others to pray against the spirit of darkness.
How many tv evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.
How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But they are still in darkness
How many campfire worship leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But soon all those around can warm up to its glowing.
How many independent Baptist's does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, anymore than that would be considered ecumenical.
How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
One to actually change the bulb and 9 to say how much they like the old one.
Dust In The Wind
by Kansas
I close my eyes only for a moment, then the moment's gone.
All my dreams, pass before my eyes in curiosity.
Dust in the wind; all they are is dust in the wind.
Same old song; just a drop of water
in an endless sea.
All we do, tumbles to the ground though we refuse to see.
Dust in the wind; all we are is dust in the wind.
Don't hang on. Nothing lasts
forever but the Earth and sky.
It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy.
Dust in the wind; all we are is dust in the wi
nd.
Dust in the wind.
Everything is dust in the wind.